sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

phyte:

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Over a half a year ago I signed up for Jadefest and didn’t give myself enough time to finish my original comic. SO, 6 MONTHS LATER I FINALLY DECIDED TO COMPLETE IT.

A million thanks to my my recipient, AffectionateTea for their patience!

If you’re having a difficult time reading it here, check it out on AO3.

vriska-inferno:

hinata’s got the rad moves

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do
In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

stillalivedongscience:

serketshadesofblue:

noobomi:

Test Subject— There you are.

Looking for some loose fitting leg wear to carry out further experimentation? Look no further! These comfy pants are perfect for all encounters with life-threatening test chambers!

Women’s

Men’s

Note: The Women’s version lacks pockets!!

A+ for the pockets warning. 

as someone who owns the womens’ i can tell you you need to buy these even sans pockets because these are not only incredibly cute but they are quality material and warm and soft and the best sweats ive ever owned 10/10 recommend

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

sam-im-a-princess:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

abatchofcumber:

thetardiswantscasinit:


lokistoletheimpala:


can we talk about Legolas in the back tho


I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  





It’s worth it.

Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?

YES. YES HE DID.

sam-im-a-princess:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

abatchofcumber:

thetardiswantscasinit:

lokistoletheimpala:

can we talk about Legolas in the back tho

I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  

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It’s worth it.

Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?

YES. YES HE DID.

davejaded:

woawwbwee:

tamama666:

deergay:

tannersblognshit:

    staff:

kill-whitepeople:

look at this nerd egg it’s very important 

if you don’t reblog this nerd egg your blog will be deleted 

- tumblr staff

john eggbert

dont

john eggbert

john eggbert

John Eggbert

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A PICTURE!

punkdehaan:

epulina:

punkdehaan:

THE ONLY THING YOU GOTTA DO IS HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIONS OPEN. LIKES DON’T COUNT. ENDS THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 GO!

PICTURE OF WHAT

I DON’T KNOW YOULL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEEE

intrudaimpala:

bethelionqueen:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

betterthandarkchocolate:

thelipstickontherim:

Bring socks!!!! #homeless #donate #homelessness

As are toiletries!

I would also advice NOT to buy wool socks because yes, they are warm, but wool shrinks very easily, some people are allergic to wool, and wet wool is one of the most uncomfortable things in the world.

Thick cotton socks would be best, they’d last the longest and be the easiest to take care of and clean.

- Jane

Cotton is best. Always cotton

I feel the need to STRESS the necessity of socks. For the event AMOK through Random Acts this year, we went to DTLA to pass out donations. At one point we basically ran out and some of us broke off from the group to buy some more items. We ended up at a convenience store that had two boxes of cotton socks. We bought them and as we were walking one man asked us if we had socks. And we said “Yes.” and gave him a pair and then suddenly we were surrounded by individuals all asking for socks. We were out of socks in a few moments. I can say from personal experience that socks were the most important article of clothing that they wanted.

And as far as toiletries go, tampons. TAMPONS AND PADS. One woman was so excited, gracious, and thankful to receive tampons and pads, as it is a donation that seems to be overlooked. So please, of donations that could be given, while all articles of clothing and food and other necessities are more than welcome, socks and tampons and pads are largely needed.

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES